Hey kids, remember to bring crazy and exotic foods to your workplace. Whether they realize it not, your coworkers now owe you. Big time. This is a great way to establish a subtle but definite dominance over everyone else.
"Oh hey Scott, could you help me take care of this daunting task?"
"Hey remember when I brought those sliders for everyone, you had one didn't you?"
"Oh shit Scott, you're right, I'm gonna take care of this task myself. You are much more intelligent than I, and you get all the bitches."
Nice.
Now that's respect.
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