Do you like long words? I do. I use them to let everyone know that I am better than them. Here are a few for you to try:
"Oh hey, you're not looking too good. Maybe you're coming down with a case of Pneumonoultramicroscopicsolicovolcanoconiosis."
"Wow, I thought I was the only Antidisestablishmentarianismologist in this bar!"
Or you can try visiting one of these places so that you can tell people that you've been there, thereby establishing your intellectual dominance over them:
"Oh what, you haven't visited Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu? It's in New Zealand. Look it up. I'm awesome."
"Wow, I got so drunk last time I was at Dysart, Dudley, Harcourt, Guilford, Harburn, Bruton, Havelock, Eyre and Clyde. What, you think that's a made up place? It's not. I totally banged like 3 chicks there."
Remember kids: Big words make you smarter and better than everyone else.
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