Movies

"Hey Scott, what's your favorite movie?"
~Ginger

Hey Ginger, you sound like a stripper.
I don't have any favorite movies, because I've already thought of every premise and plot imaginable. Nothing can surprise the Snewt. I am proud of a few movies that I came up with. I thought of the entire screenplay for "Inception" on the toilet while high off shrooms. When they decided they wanted to do it with Leonardo DiCaprio I flicked them off, sold the script for 30 bucks, jumped on the conference room table and took a huge dump in some dudes coffee. Fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Anyways, that dude drank his coffee afterwards and is now the Head of Scientific Research and Development at NASA.

Saw a dude wearing the same shirt as me today. He took one look at me, took off his shirt, apologized, and ran away screaming.