These hand-crafted cuff links serve a variety of purposes. And by a variety I mean two. The one on the left is designed to be where I store a cyanide capsule should I ever be captured. Since that event is incredibly unlikely, I actually just keep a goldfish cracker in there. Years of study under Tibetan monks has allowed me to slow my metabolism to that of the Greenland Shark. I can survive on less than one calorie a day.
The one on the right has an intricate clockwork mechanism which allows me to dispense poison into the drinks of foreign heads of state at formal events, or skanks who just won't leave me alone at the bar.
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