As you know, I'm pretty famous. I party hard. I know people. I don't wait in lines.
I know a few badass rockstars. They can't even hang with me. Only one who ever outdrank me was this cat named Chris Gilbreath. Brilliant songwriter. Just last week, he wrote a song dedicated to the great Brett Favre, who owes me money. (to burn)
Message from Brett Favre
by: Chaze
Oh, I will not send you pictures of my penis
Followed up by late night desperate calls
I will not send you pictures of my penis
But maybe just a couple of my balls
I wrote 1.5 of those lines, but I don't really need the credit. Maybe if you're lucky I'll share some of my songs, like "Let there be Rock", and "Ace of Spades". Yeah, I wrote those.
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